I'm more than just a pickle.
pickle
pickle
pickle
I may be soft on the outside, which I am.
am
am
am
But I have a surprisingly crunchy center.
very
stick-y
center
Which hurts really badly.
he's lying
he has
no feelings.
But I'm trying my best to deal with it.
he really needs
some help.
"dealing with it"
Hey, don't put that in the f*cking summary.
it's going
in the
f*cking summary
You guys are being dicks.
he thinks
you're being
a bunch of dicks
Not them, whomever is running this thing.
he doesn't know
who's running
this thing
F*ck it, i'm going to bed.
i've seen Picklefinger
"go to bed"
before